Just came across this. How did I never see it before? I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks.

da-wizard:

Dawson Bros. doing a sketch on Sherlock.

AT FOUR IN THE MORNIN THIS IS HILARIOUS

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fuckyeahsimsmeme:

Poor old lady, she had no idea.

snnnnrrkkkk

ohtaco:

omg what.

no, seriously, this is the most entertaining thing ever

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I, Starchild: The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay →

i-starchild:

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around…

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pfffffff
PAINT IT 

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deathlyillandalwaysbusy:

pleatedjeans:

Oregon Trail Street Sign

“Run blindly into traffic”

lololol math. what is math

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I KNEW IT. 

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When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

troldemort:

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

PFFF LAST ONE

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