There are approximately one million words
In the English language

There should be at least
One million ways
To say it (x)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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  • French teacher: okay now say something in french
  • Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

kardashy:

My friend’s grandma got her something from Hollister as a gift, but apparently she didn’t like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it.

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artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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(Source: minato-arisato)

gayowyn:

kill love triangle support polyamory

(Source: margayerytyrell)

abby-graceful:

"bisexuals have straight passing privilege"
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.

shut the fuck up Ash you’re about to die

(Source: pokemoncap)

intensional:

r-re:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Do it for the vine.

I ain’t gone do it

my favorite video on tumblr

(Source: trappunzelll)

officialunitedstates:

man inside bathroom of fancy restaurant blows on your hands instead of you using hand dryer, giving place a more personable feel

commanderbishoujo:

a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

Of course you do. You have to love the sky.

We all do. We must!